I swear, I did my best - it’s not much, I’m afraid, but I hope it would make you smile at my clumsiness with words if nothing else XD Anyway! As promised, a small fic with smut and a bit of fluff (I hope) at the end.
Get better soon, darling <3
i lovE IT SO FUCKING MUH-HUH-HUUUCCCHHHHHH
DON’T FUCKING SAY A THING ABOUT YOUR SMUT, IT’S PRECIOUS AND IT’S LOVELY AND I REALLY APPRECIATE IT HONEY~~
I FEEL A LOT BETTER NOW, THANK YOOOOUUUUUUUU *HUGS TIGHTLY*
Everyone knows the story of the Avenger and her crew, about their incredible victory against most of the Klingon armada and their pivotal role in the end of the Federation-Klingon war—except, this isn’t that story.
This is the story no one asks about: the story of how a playboy genius engineer, an alien doctor with a dangerous reaction to rage, two former assassins, a maybe-too-rule-abiding captain and a war criminal somehow limped their way into being one of the most famous starship crews to ever explore the universe.
And frankly, as Tony will be only too happy to tell you himself, that story is more interesting.
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
Robert Downey Jr. meets Cibia’s crappy drawings. [1/4 (?)]
SOOOO. Hi there °u°/ ;; I made these…chibi RDJ things for his 48th birthday picture, and since right now I can’t draw anything because I DON’T KNOW I’ve decided to do this. Sorry if you hate my style ç_ç I love RDJ and I draw for fun, don’t judge me çAç *runs away* ♥
someone asked for rebloggable version
High fives all around to whoever wrote this!
CAN YOU NOT-uuuuunnnnnfffffffuck now i’m hot
Geez, I’m really hoping this doesn’t make me a furry artist right about now… Anyway, ask ye shall receive. I’m not even sure why you people like these things. I mean really, they aren’t even good.
BECAUSE IT’S FROSTIRON AND THEY ARE CATS
Not all slytherins are assholes darling, Im one. XD
you’re an asshole, kate. but you’re MY asshole (lolwut) huisgayftsadji
and i love you <3
and i’m not sure if i’m a slytherin, but from all the hate that’s in my heart i probably am.
Its alright, we cant all be perfect *runs away cackling*
Im Slytherin too welcome to the club have a drink
you used to be a mudblood, laurie
listen here you little shit
if you wanted that fucking crap to be pronounced jif you’d spell it with a fucking J.
you motherfucking named it “graphic interchange format”
how the holy fucking cunt do you pronounce it???? “JRAPHIC INTERCHANGE FORMAT???”
but i think i might actually be a slytherin
you know how slytherins are all “i’m a pure blood, ew don’t touch me
peasant mudblood” and all that shit?
i only ship frostiron
then there’s the people who ship frostiron and other stuff
hipster blogs who follow me for a few weeks/months then unfollow me because i’m not a hipster blog