hemsworthss:

sunshinepatch:

dontstartlethewitch:

hannahyesss:

It’s unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that.

inspired by this.

Now I want to write fic in which Loki is somehow, against his will, summoned by some whimsical-as-fuck, slightly insane little girl to be her imaginary friend and he can neither leave her side nor harm her and he’s just like “DSHFIHDSIFSDHFAFUCK” and she’s all “LETS GO ON AN ADVENTUUUUUUURE”.

/ahem

ohmigosh this is the cutest thing ever <3333

stupid-fucking-rope:

nolongerminebutyours:

Thor and Loki

vhjsdjbcs

cometinorbit:

Stop that Coop. Give Kurt back. 

klaineinthebachelorchalet:

undonebowtiesandcondoms:

colferforever:aintnoponyexpress:meganpotassium:

Greatest Star set to S&M 

why is this so brilliant

This is the best thing I have ever seen oh my god.

Why is this so perfect?

Boom. Nine months from now I will give birth to a pale, ridiculously talented baby.

please tell me Blaine is in the audience

totalspiffage:

pixolith:

To purge this school from all deviation,
To save fellow students from utter desolation,
To promote the joys of truth and love,
BTW we’re both straight for ‘sho,
Santana!
Dave!
Bully Whips, blast off at the speed of light,
Surrender now, or prepare to fight.

Please tell me I’m not the only one whose mind instantly went there.

 OH GOD THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

tears.